1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
|
// chat container setup for maximum verwirrung weil ich kann das alles langsam nicht mehr junge die sprach macht kei sinn
const chatContainer = document.getElementById('chat-container');
const chatLog = document.getElementById('chat-log');
const userInput = document.getElementById('user-input');
let hasGreeted = false; // flag so we only say grǔtzi eimal und ned sächzgs mal junge das wäri fett weird
// toggle chat open and closed again ????????????? i dont remember what i haben gesoffen hier
function toggleChat() {
if (chatContainer.classList.contains('open')) {
chatContainer.classList.remove('open');
setTimeout(() => {
chatContainer.style.visibility = 'hidden';
}, 400); // match delay with css so it doesnt look wie abfall
} else {
chatContainer.style.visibility = 'visible';
chatContainer.classList.add('open');
// the actuall saying grǔtzi miternaand gugus
if (!hasGreeted) {
displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', "Grǔtzi 🇨🇭 ! I'm your virtual assistant! Please tell me about your problem or what you need help with.");
hasGreeted = true;
}
}
}
// send message when enter key is pressed because who will press a button to send a message ???? are you a psychopat ?
userInput.addEventListener('keypress', function(event) {
if (event.key === 'Enter') {
sendMessage();
}
});
// handle sending messages
function sendMessage() {
const userMessage = userInput.value.trim();
if (userMessage) {
displayMessage('You', userMessage);
userInput.value = '';
setTimeout(() => catReply(userMessage), 1000); // delay for realism so the "assistant" can "think" about the reply
}
}
// put a message in the chat log will chat funktioniert ned ohni message history und so lol
function displayMessage(sender, message) {
const messageElement = document.createElement('div');
messageElement.classList.add('chat-message');
const senderSpan = document.createElement('span');
senderSpan.classList.add('sender');
senderSpan.classList.add(sender === 'You' ? 'user' : 'virtual-assistant');
senderSpan.textContent = sender + ': ';
const messageSpan = document.createElement('span');
messageSpan.textContent = message;
messageElement.appendChild(senderSpan);
messageElement.appendChild(messageSpan);
chatLog.appendChild(messageElement);
chatLog.scrollTop = chatLog.scrollHeight;
}
// cat assistant category based matched replies
function catReply(userMessage) {
const keywords = {
"help": ["meeeooow...? figure it out yourself! because that sounds like a you problem bahahahasdjkasadlkj 💀", "meeooww! welp too bad. help yourself bahasjdhaskjdhaskjdh", "mrrrow! idk either lol. go ask yourself maybe your smart if you use your brain instread of relying on a virtual assistant cat"],
"problem": ["meeooow, eh thats normal here, should've chosen someone else to host your stuff ngl lol", "mrow, contact sysadminier maybe idk? i am just cat or a teaput ???? idk what i am help aaaaaaa", "mreeow, tell me more ig... if you want idc lol"],
"default": ["meow", "meeooow!", "mew.", "mrow!", "meeow...", "meow, meow.", "mroww", "mlem"]
};
// generate a bs reply to fool user into thinking the cat assistant is actually doing something
function generateScrambledReply() {
const phrases = keywords["default"];
let scrambled = [];
const length = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 3; // random length of reply 3-5 words
for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) {
const randomPhrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length)];
scrambled.push(randomPhrase);
}
return scrambled.join(" ");
}
// check for keywords in user message and decide what kind of blödsinn to say zu the schafseckel using the chat
let reply;
if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("help")) {
reply = keywords["help"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["help"].length)];
} else if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("problem")) {
reply = keywords["problem"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["problem"].length)];
} else {
reply = generateScrambledReply(); // generate scrambled reply for "default" case
}
displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', reply);
}
|
