From f402e0c96a52c73ab390b76f637af3ccde6ac8b2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: UMTS at Teleco <umts@teleco.ch>
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2025 03:12:25 +0100
Subject: initial upload ... somewhat cleaned up and "less" swearing included
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+// chat container setup for maximum verwirrung weil ich kann das alles langsam nicht mehr junge die sprach macht kei sinn
+const chatContainer = document.getElementById('chat-container');
+const chatLog = document.getElementById('chat-log');
+const userInput = document.getElementById('user-input');
+let hasGreeted = false; // flag so we only say grǔtzi eimal und ned sächzgs mal junge das wäri fett weird
+
+// toggle chat open and closed again ????????????? i dont remember what i haben gesoffen hier
+function toggleChat() {
+ if (chatContainer.classList.contains('open')) {
+ chatContainer.classList.remove('open');
+ setTimeout(() => {
+ chatContainer.style.visibility = 'hidden';
+ }, 400); // match delay with css so it doesnt look wie abfall
+ } else {
+ chatContainer.style.visibility = 'visible';
+ chatContainer.classList.add('open');
+
+ // the actuall saying grǔtzi miternaand gugus
+ if (!hasGreeted) {
+ displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', "Grǔtzi 🇨🇭 ! I'm your virtual assistant! Please tell me about your problem or what you need help with.");
+ hasGreeted = true;
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+// send message when enter key is pressed because who will press a button to send a message ???? are you a psychopat ?
+userInput.addEventListener('keypress', function(event) {
+ if (event.key === 'Enter') {
+ sendMessage();
+ }
+});
+
+// handle sending messages
+function sendMessage() {
+ const userMessage = userInput.value.trim();
+ if (userMessage) {
+ displayMessage('You', userMessage);
+ userInput.value = '';
+ setTimeout(() => catReply(userMessage), 1000); // delay for realism so the "assistant" can "think" about the reply
+ }
+}
+
+// put a message in the chat log will chat funktioniert ned ohni message history und so lol
+function displayMessage(sender, message) {
+ const messageElement = document.createElement('div');
+ messageElement.classList.add('chat-message');
+
+ const senderSpan = document.createElement('span');
+ senderSpan.classList.add('sender');
+ senderSpan.classList.add(sender === 'You' ? 'user' : 'virtual-assistant');
+ senderSpan.textContent = sender + ': ';
+
+ const messageSpan = document.createElement('span');
+ messageSpan.textContent = message;
+
+ messageElement.appendChild(senderSpan);
+ messageElement.appendChild(messageSpan);
+ chatLog.appendChild(messageElement);
+ chatLog.scrollTop = chatLog.scrollHeight;
+}
+
+// cat assistant category based matched replies
+function catReply(userMessage) {
+ const keywords = {
+ "help": ["meeeooow...? figure it out yourself! because that sounds like a you problem bahahahasdjkasadlkj 💀", "meeooww! welp too bad. help yourself bahasjdhaskjdhaskjdh", "mrrrow! idk either lol. go ask yourself maybe your smart if you use your brain instread of relying on a virtual assistant cat"],
+ "problem": ["meeooow, eh thats normal here, should've chosen someone else to host your stuff ngl lol", "mrow, contact sysadminier maybe idk? i am just cat or a teaput ???? idk what i am help aaaaaaa", "mreeow, tell me more ig... if you want idc lol"],
+ "default": ["meow", "meeooow!", "mew.", "mrow!", "meeow...", "meow, meow.", "mroww", "mlem"]
+ };
+
+ // generate a bs reply to fool user into thinking the cat assistant is actually doing something
+ function generateScrambledReply() {
+ const phrases = keywords["default"];
+ let scrambled = [];
+ const length = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 3; // random length of reply 3-5 words
+
+ for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) {
+ const randomPhrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length)];
+ scrambled.push(randomPhrase);
+ }
+ return scrambled.join(" ");
+ }
+
+ // check for keywords in user message and decide what kind of blödsinn to say zu the schafseckel using the chat
+ let reply;
+ if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("help")) {
+ reply = keywords["help"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["help"].length)];
+ } else if (userMessage.toLowerCase().includes("problem")) {
+ reply = keywords["problem"][Math.floor(Math.random() * keywords["problem"].length)];
+ } else {
+ reply = generateScrambledReply(); // generate scrambled reply for "default" case
+ }
+
+ displayMessage('Virtual Assistant', reply);
+}
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